yESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
…shall I tell you the story of how I found a small orrery in the British Museum and sulked for half an hour like a three year old because I couldn’t have it?
IT IS A GOOD THING I DO NOT HAVE PARENTS LIKE VERUCCA SALT.
OH THE SHIT I WOULD HAVE MADE THEM BUY.
Then I heard your heart beating, you were in the darkness too
So I stayed in the darkness with youau: the doctor finds his way back to rose, but she’s become evil
“You can’t change things. You can’t go back in - oh, wait.” She laughs, and it hurts. Because it’s not the carefree laugh he remembers, the one that used to remind him of bells. This one is weighted with the time of their parting, of her new history.“I could. Do you want me to?” He wouldn’t. He can’t. No, but — he looks at her eyes and yes. He would.
“No. No, you don’t get to do that. You, Doctor,” and she spits his name with so much venom it makes his veins ache, “don’t get to fix this. You need to learn that not even you can make up for lost time.”
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I feel like I’ve seen this somewhere. Or something like it, at least.
Ummm >.<
Gah. It’s so familiar, but I’m hitting mental blocks all around.
Help?
(Source: yeah-disneygeek)
Psychic paper was a blank, white card that had special properties. When shown to a person, it could usually induce them to see whatever the user wished them to see printed on it. However, it proved useless on geniuses such as William Shakespeare. It was most commonly seen being used by the Doctor in his later incarnations.
Psychic paper could receive messages from beings of sufficient psychic ability, but in the hands of untrained users, the paper was prone to displaying facts they subconsciously wanted the reader to be aware of. This could be embarrassing.
When the intended thought was too unbelievable, the psychic paper would only display squiggly lines.
(Gifset from satisfactual)
Part of a series on the #Tech of Doctor Who
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Finally! A lie too big.
Good ol’ breakfast before duty!
Huh?
WHAT WAS THAT.
WOAH WHAT
THE CRAP
WHOOOOOAA CRAP
…
HELLO SECTOR 12 THIS IS SERGEANT BISQUICK
WE NEED…
Imagine a movie like The Avengers
But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces
It was Disney Princesses
‘I have an army,’ Maleficent taunted.
‘Yeah?’ said Rapunzel, ‘we have Kuzco.’
YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE









